Thursday, July 3, 2014

The Great Midwest Road Trip of 2014: South Dakota, Nebraska, and Iowa (Part Three)


Stop six and a half: Wall, SD and Mitchell, SD
There is nothing exciting in between Rapid City and Sioux Falls. This is why places like the Wall Drug Store and the Mitchell Corn Palace exist. I was not a fan of either of these tourist traps, but if you're traveling through South Dakota, they do help to break up the five hour drive. They're both free to visit.
Everything was slightly creepy at the Wall Drug Store
All of the stores (which basically sold the same crap) were connected together
Outdoor play area for kids that was kind of like a very poor man's Disneyland (very poor)
Six foot rabbit? Sure, why not?
We tried to make the best of it
Three hours later we arrived in Mitchell at the Corn Palace. It is still being decorated so it didn't have quite the impact as I'm guessing it normally would have. Inside the Corn Palace is basically the equivalent to a high school gym. The majority of the "gym" was taken up by their gift shop, but they did have a cubicle-like wall separating an area for people to watch a short movie about the Corn Palace. It was so noisy with all the kids talking and playing in the gift shop that it was hard to hear why and how the Corn Palace was built, but it seems like a huge waste of food. I can't remember how many fields of corn it takes to design the building, but I do remember turning to look at Bryan and mouthing, "REALLY?!" Also, on a side note, I did buy a corn on the cob from their concession stand and it wasn't good. Pretty disappointing that the Corn Palace makes crappy corn.
Their theme for 2014 is Remember When (maybe referring back to a simpler time when Americans didn't waste a bunch of food, time, and money decorating a building)



Don't get me wrong - it's a cool concept and their murals are done really well, but come on guys? How wasteful can we be!
Stop seven: Sioux Falls, SD
About an hour later we finally arrived in Sioux Falls. When we finally got out of the car Bryan looked at me, his nose scrunched up and said, "Does it smell like poop here to you?" And it did. I'm not sure why, but we were staying at a hotel by the river so maybe that was it.

The next morning we had breakfast at Phillips Avenue Diner, walked around downtown Sioux Falls (the poop smell magically disappeared), and then went to Falls Park. Downtown Sioux Falls also had a sculpture walk going with sculptures along the main road. We didn't see all of them, but did manage to see most of them. And yes, it's the second time in South Dakota that we ate breakfast and then went on a sculpture walk. It might be a new trend.
This was right outside the Phillips Avenue Diner
Bryan's favorite

My favorite
We both liked this one
After walking around downtown we decided to check out Falls Park before we left South Dakota. We almost didn't go, but I'm really glad we did because it was really cool.
It was the perfect day to see this

Stop eight: Omaha, NE
After Falls Park, we made what was supposed to be a 2 hour and 45 minute trip to Omaha. As we were driving down 29, though, we had to take a detour since some of the road was closed. This was a 45-minute-long detour. We had no idea where we were going and they only used about five signs the entire time so you didn't really know if you were still on the detour or not.

We finally got to Omaha, dropped off our stuff at the hotel, and went out to explore. Our first stop was the Gene Leahy Mall, which is a beautiful park. Since everyone else in Omaha was at the College World Series we had the park almost to ourselves. Well, we also had to share it with the ducks.
Empty park on a beautiful day - baseball is clearly destroying everything good about America

Giant slides that I couldn't slide down because I was wearing a dress (I couldn't talk Bryan into going down either)
A little to the right was a family of ducks and a little to the right of them was all of their poop - classy ducks, real classy
After the park, we walked half way across the Bob Kerrey Pedestrian Bridge so we could stand with one foot in Iowa and one foot in Nebraska.
It may not look like it, but it was 200 degrees that day

I almost had a heat stroke in two states at the same time!
For dinner we ate at Dundee Dell (a recommendation from my friend Ellie). Bryan was in bourbon heaven and tried four different samples with dinner of stuff that he either can't get anymore or would have to pay an arm and a leg for in Chicago.
I think Bryan started silently crying because he was so happy with the selection here

Great wall of Scotch
The next day we made a stop to visit with my member company in Omaha, then we went to the Henry Doorly Zoo.
Everything they did was adorable

How cute is this guy? He kept hamming it up for us.
The famous walk-through aquarium
Taking a ride on the Skyfari
Bryan did not enjoy it as much as I did (the Skyfari is to Bryan what roller coasters are to me)
It really is an amazing zoo
After the zoo we went to my member company's pre-4th of July picnic for dinner and fireworks. However, Mother Nature had her own firework show and we got rained out. We made the drive back to our hotel through a pretty bad storm, but we made it okay.

Stop nine: Emerson, IA
The next morning we made the 45 minute drive to Emerson for the start of Bryan's family reunion. We met up with Bryan's grandfather and aunt at the Indian Creek Historical Museum. Bryan's grandfather showed us the property including an old barn, schoolhouse, and log cabin before heading into the museum which houses many of their family's antique farm equipment. I had a great time meeting Bryan's extended family and learning more about his family's history.
The Barn and the bridge which leads to the school and log cabin

One-room school complete with 48 star flag
I really loved all the art work on these feed bags
Just some of the farm equipment
Bryan and his grandfather
Family church - we went to service before heading back to Oak Park
Final thoughts:
This has been one of my favorite vacation experiences to date. There are so many beautiful and interesting places right here in the Midwest! Here are a few tips that I would share with anyone going on an extensive road trip:

  1. Invest in a USB car charger for your phone
  2. Pack a cooler with snacks and water bottles (buy the smaller bottles so you can fit more)
  3. Get ice each morning from the hotel's ice machine
  4. Use the "laundry" bags that are in your hotel closet to separate your dirty laundry from your clean (they're just plastic bags with the hotel name on it) or bring your own garbage bag to do that
  5. Take videos and pictures - I started doing this later in the trip, but wish I would have captured a few 15-30 second videos of different things that we were seeing
  6. Be flexible with your time
  7. Watch the weather
  8. Print out directions as you may lose cell or gps service in the more rural areas
  9. Always make a great playlist (which should always include The Beatles)...
Our beautiful views from the road

The Great Midwest Road Trip of 2014: North Dakota and South Dakota (Part Two)

Stop three: Fargo, ND
After my brush with death in Minneapolis, Bryan and I made the three and a half hour drive to Fargo. It was Father's Day so on the way there we called our Dad's. That night we both noticed that our day had kind of a Father's Day theme to it...

We stopped was in Moorhead, MN to visit the Hjemkomst Center. The center is home to two unique structures. The first is a replica of the Hopperstad Stave Church.
The original Hopperstad Stave Church is in Norway

The second unique structure is the Hjemkomst Viking Ship, which was built by hand and sailed to Norway in 1982. The ship was started as a project by Robert Asp in 1974. He was diagnosed with leukemia the same year, but still kept on building and was able to take the ship on a maiden voyage throughout Lake Superior in 1980. Sadly he died before he could sail to Norway. Asp's children along with a few other crew members, were able to honor their father by making the journey two years later. See? Isn't that a great Father's Day story?

Even after watching a 20 minute long film, I still cannot say the word Hjemkomst properly.
Hjemkomst means "Homecoming" in Norwegian or "Word-Allison-can't-pronounce" in English

























You can really get a sense for how big the ship is by how they cover it from the outside


Sunday is a tough day for downtown Fargo since many of the shops and restaurants are closed. If we ever go back here I definitely want to go on a non-Sunday so we can visit all the great stores I saw as we were walking.
The Fargo Theatre movie sign



After walking around, we had an early dinner at the HoDo Lounge, which is part of the Hotel Donaldson before seeing Chef at the Fargo Theatre. The movie, a story about a chef and his relationship with his son as he tries to figure out his career, also had a Father's Day feeling to it.
The HoDo Lounge
This was a great Art Deco Theatre that reminded me of Oak Park's Lake Theatre. Sadly, there were only six people there watching the movie.











The next morning we made another stop at one of my member companies and then saw a piece of history. I'm talking of course about the Famous Wood Chipper from the movie Fargo.



Stop four: Jamestown, ND
It's not an American Road Trip unless you see the World's Largest Something. Fortunately for us, we got to see the World's Largest Buffalo in Jamestown! There were actual buffaloes there and a buffalo museum, but we were only interested in this guy...
World's Largest Buffalo with the World's Cheesiest Tourists



Stop five: Bismarck, ND
We ended our day in downtown Bismarck eating and drinking our way through two World Cup games. We ate lunch at the Blarney Stone Irish Pub, watched the US vs. Ghana game at Laughing Sun Brewery, and then had dinner at Peacock Alley.
Our favorite place in Bismarck was definitely Laughing Sun Brewery - they even make their own soda (their cream soda is on the left)


Stop five and a half: The Enchanted Highway (Regent, ND)
The next day we made our way to Mount Rushmore via The Enchanted Highway, a 32-mile stretch of road off of 94 leading to Regent, ND with seven impressive scrap metal sculptures.
"Geese in Flight"



























"Deer Crossing"
"Grasshoppers in the Field"
"Pheasants on the Prairie"


"Teddy Roosevelt Rides Again"


"The Tin Family"

Stop six: Rapid City, SD
Almost six hours later we made it to Mount Rushmore. We also saw the Crazy Horse Memorial, and then got dinner at the Independent Ale House.
Mount Rushmore
Crazy Horse Memorial


































We had great pizza at the Independent Ale House

The next morning we got breakfast in downtown Rapid City at Tally's Silver Spoon and did the City of Presidents Sculpture Walk and saw Art Alley. We walked to all 42 statues, but here are some of my favorites.
FDR

























Lincoln

Is that Jimmy Carter? I literally thought every other statue was Jimmy Carter. This is ACTUALLY the Jimmy Carter statue.

This alley was amazing!








Wednesday, July 2, 2014

The Great Midwest Road Trip of 2014: New Glarus and Minneapolis (Part One)

Recently Bryan and I went on a fantastic Great Midwest Road Trip. We traveled more than 2,200 miles, visiting six states in 11 days.

Stop one: New Glarus, WI
Only about two and half hours away from Oak Park is New Glarus, a cute little village about 20 miles South of Madison. It was founded by Swiss immigrants in 1845 and is home to New Glarus Brewery, which was our first stop on the trip.
For $3.50 you get three samples of what they have on tap, plus you get to keep the tasting glass and walk around their entire facility with drink in hand










Beautiful beer garden






























Self-guided tour of the brewery













The downside of the brewery is there is no food on site. However, after asking a few of the employees for recommendations we made our way to Glarner Stube with two vouchers for a beer sample from the brewery! We spent the rest of our afternoon and early evening walking around the village, which was being prepped for the big Polka Festival that was taking place the next day.

We stayed at Lucky Dog Farm Stay, which was a few miles outside of the downtown area. Like the name suggests, this was a bed and breakfast on a farm with two very gracious hosts, two lovable dogs, goats, cats, and chickens. The owners stocked a mini-fridge with New Glarus Brewery beer for us and if we weren't traveling, we could have also purchased fresh farm eggs from their chickens.
It was so incredibly peaceful here

























Reading outside while Cedar and Trout kept us company

Just part of the farm-to-table meal that was prepared for us the next morning (in the bowl is their very own goat cheese)




















































Where all the food magic happened!














Stop two: Minneapolis, MN
After breakfast at the Farm Stay, we made the four and a half hour drive to Minneapolis. This was one of the most beautiful parts of the trip. Driving through the rolling green hills with the bright red barns under the blue sky was like traveling through a scenic postcard. I wish I would have stopped to take a picture.

After visiting one of my member companies who has an office in Minneapolis, we of course had to go to Mall of America. I had never been here before and was a little overwhelmed. I mean, an amusement park in the middle of a mall? Bryan is a huge fan of roller coasters, so we paid the $12 bucks to ride the Pepsi Orange Streak. It wasn't too bad and I didn't break Bryan's arm skin with my nails like I usually do. I just kept repeating my mantra, "Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no" over and over. It really helps.
That night I had one of the best dinners of my life at Butcher and the Boar. We decided to try a little bit of everything from the menu. It was a little difficult to fit all the food since the table sat two and we eat for six.
Lobster grilled cheese, green chorizo sausage, coal fired sweet potato, cedar planked mushrooms, skillet corn bread, and fried green tomatoes



























Bryan also tried wild boar head cheese for the first time (Head cheese is not a dairy cheese, but a meat jelly made with flesh from the head of an animal, in this case a boar - sounds delicious, huh?)



























The next day we unfortunately hit some bad weather. There was a ton of rain, but we managed to go explore the famous sculpture garden with umbrellas in hand! There were so many cool pieces and I wish we would have had a little more time and a little less rain so we could have really explored the garden.
I did not realize this was a fountain, which may have been more impressive if it wasn't raining


























After we were tired of getting rained on, we went into the Walker Art Museum to check out their exhibits. We really enjoyed the Edward Hopper exhibit which displayed his sketches for some of his most famous work to show his creative process. Also, The Clock screening was really interesting even though it took me (an embarrassing long time) to understand what was happening. I kept trying to ask Bryan if we could come back when the movie started again because I didn't want to miss anything. However, The Clock is a 24-hour long movie which takes clips from famous and not-so-famous films that feature scenes with time (clocks, watches, etc.). The movie plays in real time so when there's a scene where a guy looks at his watch and it's 3:30pm, it's actually 3:30pm in real life.

After the museum we went to the 5-8 Club so Bryan could try Minneapolis' famous Juicy Lucy and so I could try to eat my weight in onion rings. We were both successful.
Juicy Lucy = a half pound burger stuffed with cheese
After we got back to the hotel from lunch, it was pretty obvious that it was never going to stop raining. We decided to watch some of the World Cup and then around 8:00pm tried to figure out where we were going to get dinner and how we were going to get there. Thankfully, Minneapolis has a wonder Skywalk System which basically allows you to walk from building to building without ever going outside. Why doesn't Chicago have this?

Our last stop in Minneapolis was at the Mary Tyler Moore Statue outside of Macy's downtown. I was a huge fan of this show when I was younger. I was so excited that I almost didn't see the bus heading straight toward me as we were walking back to the car. That's right. I almost died by the Mary Tyler Moore Statue, but thankfully, I made it after all.
"Love is all around, no need to fake it. You can have the town, why don't you take it? You're going to make it after all!"

Tuesday, July 1, 2014

Summertime Summertime Sum Sum Summertime!

Everyone loves Chicago in the summertime. The snow has melted, the flowers are blooming, and there are festivals and farmers markets to enjoy. Here's a list of some of the cool things that are happening in the Oak Park area this summer. What is on your summer schedule?

July:

  • Thursday, the 3rd - Saturday, the 19th - "Hamlet", Performed by the Oak Park Festival Theatre
    • Time and location: Thursday-Saturday 8:00pm/Sunday 7:00pm, Austin Gardens, 167 Forest Avenue
    • About: Oak Park Festival Theatre is a professional theater company working under contract with Actors’ Equity Association, producing the works of William Shakespeare as they were meant to be staged – as thrilling, living, popular theater, al fresco in pastoral Austin Gardens to augment the imagery and poetry of the Bard’s English language
    • Cost: $27/person
  • Monday, the 14th - Competitive Foot Hosts its Last Fun Run 
    • Time and location: 6:30-8:00pm, The Competitive Foot, 102 N Marion St.
    • About: Bring your friends, family, friends to the LAST FUN RUN at "the Foot" with the Oak Park Runner's Club - store closes for the final time on Sunday, July 20th
    • Cost: Free!
  • Thursday, the 17th - Saturday, the 19th - 40th Anniversary Community Open House
    • Time and location: 5:00-8:00pm, 951 Chicago Ave
    • About: The Frank Lloyd Wright Trust is celebrating the anniversary of the first public tour at the Home and Studio, which took place on July 17, 1974, and is offering the free tours as a way to thank the community and share a world-class museum in its own backyard
    • Cost: Free to all residents of Oak Park and River Forest
  • Saturday, the 19th - A Night in Hemingway's Paris: The 2014 Hemingway Birthday Celebration
    • Time and location: 7:00-10:00pm, 137 N. Oak Park Avenue
    • About: Hemingway's Paris takes over the Scoville Square Building with cocktails, French delicacies, live music, readings from Hemingway's Paris letters by Sandra Spanier, editor of the Hemingway Letters Project, and a pop-up exhibit of never-before-shown clothing and artifacts from the Hemingway Archives
    • Cost: $25/person (includes weekend admission to the Hemingway Birthplace and Museum, both open for tours Saturday, July 19 from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. and Sunday, July 20 from 1 p.m. to 5 p.m.)
  • Friday, the 25th - Uncorked at the Oak Park Conservatory (Also on Friday, August 22nd and Friday, September 26th)
    • Time and location: 6:00-8:00pm, 615 Garfield St.
    • About: Join the Friends of the Oak Park Conservatory for the summer series "The Oak Park Conservatory Uncorked."  Attendees can enjoy drinks, food, showcase tours, music, art and much more.
    • Cost: $15/person

August:

  • Friday, the 1st - Saturday, the 2nd - 44th Annual Book Fair
    • Time and location: Friday's fair hours are 6:00-10:00pm/Saturday's fair hours are 9:00-5:00pm), south cafeteria at Oak Park and River Forest High School, 201 N. Scoville Ave.
    • About: The fair typically offers more than 100,000 books in every conceivable category. Many materials sold at the fair are donated by the general public. With funds raised, the Friends of the Oak Park Public Library continue a tradition that benefits and engages all of Oak Park.
    • Cost: Friday - $5/person, Saturday - Free!


  • Tuesday, the 5th - ART DANS LA RUE 2014
    • Time and location: Noon-9:00pm, Marion Street, between Lake and North Blvd.
    • About:Savor art, food, wine, music, dance and all things authentically European without stepping foot on a plane at Downtown Oak Park’s Street Art Festival
    • Cost: Free!
  • Saturday, the 16th - Oak Park Microbrew and Food Review 
    • Time and location: 3:00-7:00pm, Marion Street, downtown Oak Park
    • About: Sample tastings from more than 90 craft beers from 30 Midwestern microbreweries, purchase food from local restaurateurs and groove to the sounds of local bands at this zero-waste event
    • Cost: $45: General Admission, $60: ReplicAle, $100 VIP
On-Going Events
  • Thursdays - Thursday Night Out in Downtown Oak Park
    • Time and location: 5:00-9:00pm, Lake and Marion, downtown Oak Park
    • About: More than 20 Downtown Oak Park restaurants offer a variety of drinks, appetizers, entrees and desserts on the TNO menu and allow diners to eat inside or carry out. Tables are also set up outside for patrons to enjoy live entertainment while dining al fresco.
    • Cost: $12 ticket booklets contain 4 dine-around tickets. Each booklet contains 4 dine-around tickets and one voucher for $2.50 off two adult priced movie tickets. One dine-around ticket is good for one item off the Thursday Night Out menu — menu changes monthly. For every two ticket booklets purchased, customers receive one complimentary $5 DTOP gift certificate good at over 25 participating stores on Thursday evenings during the TNO season.
  • Saturdays - Oak Park Farmer's Market
    • Time and location: 7:00-1:00pm, Pilgrim Church Parking lot at 460 Lake St (every Saturday from May 24 through Nov. 1, 2014)
    • About: The market is a step back into simpler times . . . buying things from the farmers who grow them, surrounded by the sounds of live bluegrass music, the smell of fresh, homemade donuts and an incredible variety of nature's bounty
    • Cost: Free!

Monday, May 19, 2014

That Time I Met Jeff Mauro for $20

I'm incapable of playing it cool around famous people. I think I get nervous just meeting regular people too. I'd like to apologize to everyone I've ever met for all the awkward laughing, the weird jokes, and the blushing. I don't think I could ever live in Hollywood or New York City or even Chicago because of the constant fear that I would see a celebrity and hyperventilate.

I considered myself safe living in little old Oak Park. It's not like I would be meeting Ernest Hemingway or Frank Lloyd Wright anytime soon! Wow, that was such Dad Joke. Sorry kids. But see what I mean? I'm just writing about meeting people and I'm already being weird.

Anyway, my friend Ellie and I went on a VIP Progressive Shop in Forest Park. Sounds pretty fancy, huh? For $20 we got to shop, eat, and drink at Yearbook, Famous Liquors, and Flavour Cooking School and get little gifts along the way.

At Yearbook:
The spread at Yearbook. We got to sample a couple different wines and try the food made by Flavour Cooking School. Their gift bag (in the background) had a kickoff pint glass which is designed by Yearbook Stuido. They also offered 20% off of everything in the store.




At Famous Liquors:
Wine tasting at Famous Liquors.  The guy in the picture said he goes to Italy every 5 weeks to buy wine for the store. How does one get that job?? The gift bag at Famous had a coupon for $10 off any bottle of wine.




























Flavour Cooking School:
I forgot to take a picture at Flavour, but they had the best spread by far. Lots of different food and these amazing blueberry scones with lemon sauce on top. I had three of them. Flavour's gift bag had a cute little jar, which was sadly not stuffed with those blueberry scones. They also were giving all the VIP's 50% off of any cooking class, but they had cancelled the class that we wanted to take so we didn't get to take advantage of the deal.

Can you believe all of that for just $20? I wish it was always just $20 to be a VIP. I would be a VIP all the time. I imagine it to be like this - "I'd like to fly first class, please. Here's a Jackson for your trouble." Then I would wink, but I can't really wink, so I would give a fun little blink and strut down the aisle to my first class seat. I'm sure I wouldn't make it all the way there before the flight crew stopped me and explained that I couldn't give them $20 for a seat that was already booked. I'd be persistent but inevitably I'd be carried off the flight against my will and probably added to the Do Not Fly List. Wow, $20 can get you a lot nowadays. Anyway...

What does all of this have to do with Jeff Mauro?
If it wasn't for the Progressive Shop I would have never walked into Yearbook last Wednesday, which means I would have never seen Food Network Star - Jeff Mauro shopping in there with his family! When we first walked in, I saw a tall guy with a hat shopping at the opposite end of the store. He turned around and I grabbed Ellie's arm and said, "Oh-my-god-do-you-watch-the-Food-Network-do-you-know-who-the-Sandwich-King-is-he-is-also-on-The-Kitchen-Jeff Mauro-the-sandwich-king-is-right-there-in-this-store!!" Then I preceded to take off my glasses because they were fogging up and started fanning myself because I was already over-heating from excitement. See why I can't live in Hollywood?

We walked over to where he was shopping and as he was walking away I said, "I love all your shows!!" I won't go in to detail about the rest of the conversation - I did mention that I too also went to Bradley University and I may or may not have said something about stalking him. He was super nice and friendly even though I think he knew that I was super star struck. I really wanted to get a picture with him, but I was too nervous to ask.

So long story short, I met Jeff Mauro for $20. Plus got some delicious food and wine samples and free gifts from three local business. I'm definitely doing this again next year!

Friday, May 9, 2014

28: The Year of the Superhero

Like every person in their 20's, I believe that every BuzzFeed article was written for me personally. They get what's important to me. A list of 20 signs that Jennifer Lawrence is my spirit animal? Finally! See what I mean? BuzzFeed and I go together like peas and carrots. Or like Forrest Gump and a box of chocolates. Or me with a box of chocolates and an hour to kill before dinner.

Last year, BuzzFeed ranked every year in your twenties from the worst to the best year. I was excited to see that 28 was ranked number one because that's the age I'm celebrating this year.

Here's what they said: 
"Whew — 28 is the best year of your twenties. Not because of the spectacular partying (see: 22) or because you’ll magically have everything figured out (see: never), but because 28 is the year when you’re finally able to accept that no one actually “feels” like a grown-up and it’s OK that you don’t either. And it’s also OK that you never want another Jägermeister shot and that crowded shows make you want to crawl under a blanket forever. Just enjoy that blanket, 28-year-old you."

Too old to be a grown up: I kicked off 28 by doing a fun 5k in Villa Park for Easter Seals with Bryan and my friend Katie. I think I definitely was able to prove that it's okay to not be a grown up when you're 28. It helps when you're wearing blue tights, Spiderman boxers, and running next to Superman.
This is the cool comic book picture Katie made for my birthday!
Too old to not make time for family: I also got to see my Dad, Carol, Bryan's parents, and Bryan's grandparents on my birthday! We made the drive down to Minooka to enjoy some pizza at Giordano's. I wish I would have taken a picture, but just close your eyes and imagine a happy Asian woman with a giant piece of stuffed pizza and you pretty much got it.

Too old to not make a birthday wish: Birthday cake at Maya Del Sol later that night with some Oak Park friends!



Sunday, May 4, 2014

Everything I Know About Hockey I Learned from the Mighty Ducks Movies

Which means I know nothing about hockey and spend the majority of my time wondering why the teams are not doing the Flying V. I spent a great deal of my childhood watching these movies over and over. At one point, I even had memorized all the players names and numbers. I even used to "skate" around our kitchen in my socks holding a broom or a croquet mallet (because it was the early 1900's, obviously). Watching hockey is definitely not as exciting as watching the Mighty Ducks. I usually cycle through a few different thoughts every time I watch.

What I think about when I watch hockey:

  • What if there were other sports where you could "legally" fight? Like basketball or even better - tennis. They certainly shout at the line judge enough. What if they just hopped the net, rackets flying, and started throwing punches? I bet a lot more people would start watching.
  • Much to Bryan's dismay, I also like to attempt to commentate the game. It usually goes like this:
    • Allison: "Okay, that guy has the puck and is skating over there...where did the puck go? I can't find the puck. Bryan, do you see the puck? Oh, there it is, that other guy has it now. Wait, I lost it again."
    • Bryan: "Can you please stop doing that now?"
  • How many people have died playing hockey?
  • I wish Quidditch was real.
  • What house would I be in if I went to Hogwarts? 
  • Why are we watching this much hockey? 
  • Why are these games on so late?
  • I miss the Olympics.
Sadly, real hockey is not like my beloved childhood movie trilogy. But it sure beats football.